January 2012
32 posts
Today is national best friend day. Reblog if you...
sensiblestupidity:
love is an understatement
Never forget
sensiblestupidity:
All the coolest people are freaks
December 2011
28 posts
Partying on New Year's Eve?
brittany-carel:
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
Today is another day. You're alive. Show it.
Reblog if your best friend(s) is(are) pretty.
Bit of advice for any girl I ever get involved...
sensiblestupidity:
Kissing my neck = me turning to putty
Good to know ;P
Now on to what I planned on doing...
Today started kinda funny.
Woke up, ate breakfast, wanted to play video games for a bit, started playing, dad called me over to check the car’s oil, found out that the car had no oil at all whatsoever, drove to buy oil, bought oil, drove home, changed oil, tightened oil bolt and oil filter, sat down again to play video games, lamb started making weird noises, checked on lamb to find that it...
Words with Colleagues
Me: Did you do that on purpose?
Her: Do what?
Me: The filename for the face sheet you sent me.
Her: What?
Me: You didn't do it on purpose. That's funny. To me, at least.
Her: Do what? It's called "FaceSheet" or something like that.
Me: Except it's called "FaceShit" and not something like that but actually that.
Her: Oh my god. Did you change it before giving it to [the boss]?
Me: Of course I didn't. Where's the you getting mad while we all laugh at you in that?
Her: NO.
Me: Oh sheet.
Her: UGH.
Me: To your credit, the "i" key is right next to the "e twice" key.
Her: Shut up.
Me: You shoot eep.
Today I learned...
that not only does “Hump Day” exist, but it’s EVERY WEEK. I love the English language. Find humor in everything or else life is not worth it. Period.
Today is Ashoura..
Today, as was the case for probably the past 18 years of my life, my dad re-told me the story of Imam Hussein and what he went through during the 10 day war against him. I am not afraid to die for what is right.
It's not about how much money you make...
It’s about how much influence you have and even then…it’s about the quality of it.
Physics Final Review.
4 different questions that, according to Mastering Physics, I got wrong; however were done perfectly 500 times over… This is not building my confidence. Why is it called MASTERING Physics if it’s got wrong answers? It should be called…forthelackofabetterword duetoanger.. PHAILING Physics.
Physics.
Physics is my wife. Biology is my mistress.
Feeling Silly.
Wore my dancing Christmas-tree hat today.
Between the avoidance of eye contact, weird looks, and “look at that kid..what a dumb ass” I grew to understand the true meaning of “Haters gonna hate”.
The one black girl waiting by the elevator that comment on how it would be even better if it lit up and danced, and proceeded to be amazing when I turned it on, made it all worth...